Lowest common denominator.
The name “Bradley” doesn’t conjur up thoughts of Spain, Spanish beaches or Spanish cuisine, yet this didn’t stop said person from opening up a Spanish Bar in London and calling it “Bradley’s Spanish Bar.” But this is where I was last night, nattering away with some work buds over bottles of cerveza, talking about everything from dwarves pole fighting to some woman who forced her vegetarian husband to touch her burger. Some of you might get that and some of you might not, but I won’t be explaining it.
This got me thinking about some of the dumbest things I’ve heard people say, the dumbest of which was from a friend of a friend I was introduced to at a fashion show for a friend of another friend. The one sided conversation was mostly about this dude’s sex life and how he was shagging two separate women, both of who had two kids.
“Single mums?” I questioned.
“No, no. They both have two kids.” Was the reply.
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